Soft, funny, and quietly rebellious — this crewneck speaks for the days when your patience is thin and your sense of humor keeps you afloat. The embroidered “I Need a Break You Silly Little Goose” motif lands with a wink on the chest, turning a messy, anxious moment into something light enough to wear out. It feels lived-in without feeling worn out: medium-heavy weight, a roomy classic fit, and a crew neckline that folds neatly under scarves or hoods. Pairs easily with jeans for a neighborhood walk, layered over a tee during a coffee-shop writing session, or pulled on for low-key evenings when you need a little self-kindness. The subtle tear-away label and soft tubular knit keep irritation at bay, so the message is what’s noticed — not the tag. Ethically sourced cotton, responsible dyes, and solid construction mean this sweatshirt keeps its shape and its story, wash after wash.
Product features
– Embroidered slogan available on left, center, or large center chest (also wrist options)
– Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton–poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
– Tubular knit with no side seams for a smooth, attractive finish
– Ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching for shape retention and long-lasting wear
– OEKO-TEX dyes and US Cotton Trust Protocol sourcing; gray tear-away label for itch-free comfort
Care instructions
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
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